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RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Chlo - 07-23-2016
(07-22-2016, 07:24 PM)Sky Wrote: White Card:
Put it up there.
Uncle No...
With a new reset, comes a new sex dungeon.
Unfortunately, these white cards are not formatted to make sense. White cards have to be nouns or actions.
For example, "With a new reset, comes a new sex dungeon" would not work in the context of a prompt like "Why did I get banned?"
I can add "Putting it up there" as a close second to the first one.
If "Uncle No" is a person, that works, too.
I can't figure out how to reword the last one.
Sorry!
Added Ara, Donk, and most of Sky's suggestions.
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Penguin - 07-23-2016
A large hamburger with a double serving of mayo
Endless volumes of whipped cream
Bran flakes
Thousands of Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison
A horny teen wearing a pink morph suit
Putting a period at the end of a text.
A machine designed to dispense infinite amounts of monkey semen
Rebecca Black
A depressed beagle
Trying to explain to Mom why you have vibrating "lightsabers" under your mattress
Getting mugged while playing Pokémon Go
Anal cream
Slapping Vaseline over yourself while watching Nickelodeon
The realisation that your parents had sex.
HOTWHEELS!!!
A young child on a skateboard being hit by a school bus
Getting lost in the supermarket and finding the sex toy section
A dildo designed to penetrate both sides at once
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Sky - 07-23-2016
lmao Sorry chlo, I haven't played it much! Thanks for adding the ones you could
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Alex_Utley - 07-24-2016
There is a skype group? can i join
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Penguin - 07-24-2016
Various world leaders in a BDSM scene
Chicken's feathery nipples
Can I add one more black card? Plspls
Hometown before the reset: _ Hometown after the reset: _
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - The_4thdoctor - 07-24-2016
White cards
A huge flying potato island
The zar's mother
A cactus shaped like bill nye the science guy
Kat's awesome laugh
The hometown fanfic
Orange watermelons on a polar bear's back
The excuses in a 5yr old's ban appeal
GhostBuster being busted
Picking keero's dandelions
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Chlo - 07-25-2016
In the process of adding the last few. And yes, Pengu, your black card will be added since it's just one. If the ratio of Black Cards to White Cards is like that, it's cool.
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Penguin - 07-26-2016
Lol I have contributed about half of all the white cards in this deck xD more coming soon
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Chlo - 07-28-2016
lmao it's chill Pengu I added like 10000000 Chlo cards
RE: New Cards Against Humanity deck? - Penguin - 07-28-2016
Shrek.
Grimm's love juice
A pint and a half of lactic acid
A fish with nipples.
Donald Trump's love child with himself
Male lactation
Corndogging
A rap battle between Siri and Cleverbot
Teabagging a dead vole.
Shitting off a motorway bridge, trying to hit the cars below.
Pooping out a perfect Cumberland sausage.
A delectible willy.
Your parents walking in on you and your hand going at it.
Overpriced condom machines
Making grunting noises in a public toilet.
Pretending to be a baboon in public.
One more black card:
"I sat on it" is not a good enough reason to explain to the doctor how _ got stuck in your ass.