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another hacker deleted the forums.
I was trying to get more posts than Rasse...
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So that I could be more popular there for banishing Rasse from the entire forums to gain control over my junior member servants...
I was trying to get onto Hometown....
Quote:Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere; and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere you find yourself
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but then I got sucked into the game where then my hometown, Los angelus swirlded around me in a blur so then I realized I was secretly Allen Barry and sped around the world then I tripped on a rock right infront of my number one fan and then I accidentally tumbled into them and I then fell off a bridge into the murky depths where I barreled in to a barnacle taken over computer that was still running and I got thrown back into my seat at wicked speed and then all the water started to come throught the computer and I flooded my house.
I was trying to help a kitten out of a tree. . .
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But then I dropped it and it splattered all over the sidewalk
I decide to conquer my fears of petting a rabbit...
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But it bit you and now you have rabies. Happy rest of your life!
I ran out of toilet paper...
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-Forum dwelling since 2015!
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so I had to use duct tape
I decided to clean my keyboard...
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but had my PC on and accidentally hacked into microsoft's mainframe and deleted minecraft windows 10 edition (and good riddance)
So I was cooking lasagne today
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It turns out that the red sauce isn't supposed to be blood. . .
I sent pengu a letter. . .
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issue is it was telling them about their own funeral :O
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I was doing my nails...
happiness looks good on you
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who knew how much nailpolish it took to cover 403inch nails!
I decided to eat a perfectly good jar of normal nutella
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