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		Because of the meaning of life. And whats that? Like i would know...
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		Because your jokes are weird
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		MuahahahahahahAhahahahahaaaaa... *clears troath* *cough* dont judge me from that crazy maniac laughing, but im certainly sure karma doesnt have aaaanything to do with ur elytras. Srlsy. Trust me.
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		 (08-05-2016, 09:57 AM)michaelthebe Wrote:  why did my father leave my mom when i was born?
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		because 5 year old's excuses
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