[The_4thdoctor]

think about an annoying person and their voice will be there instead of the song

i have so much homework, but i want to play games. what to do?

[Oshakai]

Set it on fire and play video games.

I don't feel like going to school, please help.

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[Grimm_Wolfe]

Napalm the school and everyone in it; easy fix.

What should I get my parents for Christmas?

[Oshakai]

Your lwft ear and a bottle of 1990 wine.

I wanna go on a diet, how can I stay on it?

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[tacoshell826]

If you eat something with too many calories, you must slit your stomach open and retrieve it.

My lights keep flickering on and off

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[Dodge4g9er]

You should check the wiring of your neighbor's dog's girlfriend's house across the street from the mall...the problem is most likely there.


I'm having trouble bringing Harambe back ;_;

[The_4thdoctor]

Screw off harambe

I lost my ps2's memory card

[Oshakai]

Go fucking steal one you lazy piece of poop.

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[firegene]

I ran out of coffee, nuuuuu

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[TheCrookedDoctor]

(09-20-2016, 11:34 PM)firegene Wrote: I ran out of coffee, nuuuuu

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Use shit as a replacement.

I can't seem to find my hairband, where should I look?