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How do i make cereal
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		 (10-04-2016, 09:57 PM)TheCrookedDoctor Wrote:  Am I a meme?
Ya forgot my question...  

 y u always do so
Put milk and cereal into a bowl. But cereal before the milk. 
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		Time for you to get a watch
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