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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering whether there's a dog?
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Why did the mexican push his wife off the bridge?
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07-12-2017, 01:39 AM
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I was at the bank the other day, and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over
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