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		Carroots are better ofc, they have a good crunch!
Why isn't the sky green and the grass blue?!?!?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Because we drive on parkways and park in driveways.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		To win the award for smartest turtle in Indonesia.
What is the roundest cube inside my pillowcase?
	
	
	
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		A square
What is christmas???
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans in my ass
Is Wolfie really a wolf?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		My mom's Honda Odyssey is a baby peenie
Why am I obsessed with CAR?
	
	
	
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		are you a 90 degree angle, because you're lookin right ~
How many selfies can a raisin take before I get stuck in a puddle?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		nnonsono.
w0w w0w w0w I so sexi?
	
	
	
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		FORTY NINE
WHY AREN'T THERE MORE LETTERS IN THE NUMBER SYSTEM
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		12-26-2015, 02:21 PM 
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		POROROROTA!
Am I really that ugly mom?
	
	
	
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