[Nether_Ruler]

Because you need to bestow the power of Leprechaun's on it first


Why doesn't money fall from trees?

[firegene]

It does

this is my back garden

Why doesn't my phone turn on when I take the battery out?

[Nether_Ruler]

Because you first need to dip the battery in the blood of the gods



Why is x-ray not allowed?

[firegene]

So staff can get maximum efficiency while using their x-ray

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why is my nokia not dead?

[Nether_Ruler]

Because Nokia's are the all powerful creators of the cell phone universe



Why is the sky up and not down?

[firegene]

Because the sea fell from the sky and didn't want the sky to fall on top of it so it locked the sky up in the sky

How do I stop hurting after jumping from a tower?

[Nether_Ruler]

Get high on painkillers



How do you ace school?

[Landline]

Pretend you're dumber than the teachers.

What color does Blue Man Group turn if they hold their breath?

[firegene]

Clear

Why does it hurt when I saw my arm off

[Penguin]

You just posted in here over a year after the previous post

That's necroposting