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		because their tails can't spin fast enough
Who is the best at hopscotch?
	
	
	
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		the person with the worlds strongest legs... duh
Why can't we control the weather yet?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Because we are not staff yet.
Why do cows moo?
	
	
	
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		They're trying to say "moooore" for more grass to eat but they can't quite pronounce the "re" part. 
Why do bats sleep upside-down?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Because they like to be able to wake up on any side of the bed
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		nothing. 
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		Because Silence will fall.
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		because it will be too loud
Why do volcanoes erupt without warning?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		because they are sneezing, and you cant hide a sneeze.
why am i single?
	
	
	
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		because you're too good for this world :>
Why do helicopters have blades and airplanes have wings?