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		 (05-05-2016, 06:36 PM)MartiGamez Wrote:  A like button? 
I don't know English riddles
Noope. It was  a glove  
 
A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when, suddenly, he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, and yet he is not hurt. How can this be?
	 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		He's inside.
A man is walking along train tracks, All of a sudden a train comes towards him, He runs at the train... Why?
	
	
	
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		A. Hes doing a suicide? B. The train is slowing down? C. Because he can?
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		Rasse, It's neither of those, It's because he's on a bridge, to get off the bridge he must run forward a bit before the train get's too close and he get's stuck on the bridge and tracks.
	
	
	
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		Ohhh i get it now 

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		A cowboy goes to Town on Friday,
he stays for two days,
but still leaves on Friday.
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		His horse way named Friday
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
	
	
	
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There is a pink bungalow.
The walls are pink.
The floor is pink.
The roof is pink.
The furniture is pink.
The kitchen is pink.
What colour is the upstairs bathroom?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I don't believe bungalows have second floors, so the color's nonexistent.
There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there in total?
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		2? 
What speaks with no mouth, whispers with no lips, screams without voice?
	
	
	
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