[Grimm_Wolfe]

For those of you who don’t know, one of my jobs is a fast food worker.  I have worked in this industry since August 2015 and I have seen/heard some shit.  After seeing the response to my story about the heroin addict on the forums, I’ve decided I’d share some stories or observations for those who are interested.  Much in the fashion of George Orwell’s novel, “Down and Out in Paris and in London”, I will tell all the dirty details and stories of working the food service industry.  I’m looking for a new job now, so I figured I’d spill the beans on anything you all want to know.  Feel free to ask any questions, too.
 
That being said, I have too many stories to type up so I’ll give my stories’ titles for you all to choose and I’ll tell that story.  The names of the people involved will be changed accordingly for privacy’s sake.
 
Titles to choose (subject to change):
 
(12/21/16)
Don’t Fight the Third Shift
Fresh Food, the Lies We Tell
Boats and Hoes
Shit My Managers Say (NSFW)
Shit the Customers Say (NSFW)
Shit My Managers Do (NSFW)
Shit the Customers Do (NSFW)
The True Twoface
Mrs. Touchdown
Mrs. Impatient
Mr. and Mrs. Opinion
The Waffle Syrup
The Liar
The Liar II
If I Fits, I Sit
The Chokehold
Gotta Go Fast!
Punchout!... Almost
Found the Helium!
The Manager, The Minor, and Marriage
Don’t Raise Minimum Wage
Quick Substitutions
Deep Fried Sauce
The Smell of Poop
Baby Shit in My Eye
Pinkeye, Strep, and Fuck You
(Update)
Shit Grimm Says (NSFW/NSFL)
Shit Grimm Does (NSFW)
Shit My Coworkers Say (NSFW)
Shit My Coworkers Do (NSFW)
(Update 12/22/16)
Fish Tacos (NSFW)
The Sour Cream Explosion
(Update 12/24/16)
The Rat Penis
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