[Grimm_Wolfe]

(12-22-2016, 04:22 AM)Nether_Ruler Wrote: Shit my managers say

Oh boy, this is one of the more amusing stories.  If you go to a restaurant and see a super-professional manager, realize they're probably some of the oddest, amusing shit-talkers when not in view of customers.  The best past-time in the kitchen is to joke and shit-talk the whole time, and managers are no slouches in this regard with the things they say and profanity they use.

The best shit-talking managers are County, Antman, Psychic, and Mel.

- Psychic is a older, white woman without a filter at times.  She was working the kitchen line and she was talking with a co-worker about another manager, Fighter, leaving early to meet with his girlfriend.  Psychic said, "Fighter left early to meet his girl.  He's probably balls deep in soft-ass pussy right about now."  She didn't realize that the Regional Manager, Vader, had entered the store and walked right by her when she said that.  He was mortified, "What did you say?!"  She tried playing it off but he knew what she said, she still works with me but that moment is forever burned in her mind.

- Antman is unique.  He's a fabulously gay black man who's 6'5", and he's sassy as fuck.  Often times, people will call him "ma'am" in the microphone booth just from his voice and vocal expressions.  It irks him at times.  One day, I came through the drive-thru with my roommate:
"Welcome to ___, what can we make for you?"
"Hey, Antman, it's Grimm :D"
"Boy, why are you here?!"
"Getting food"
"What would you like?"
*make my order*
"Pull up to the window, Grimm"
"Thank you, ma'am"
"Fuck you!!!"

- Another time, Antman talked about his former career as a male stripper, it was rather unexpected and out of left field.

- County would often talk about her non-existent dick and how it made her the man in her relationship.

- Mel just talks smack about how deaf I can be at times and calls me an old man. xD

- Nicky, another manager, one time dropped a $5 bill under the counter, "I never thought I'd get on my knees for a $5"

These are just the examples that come to mind easily.