10-19-2017, 05:58 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-19-2017, 05:58 PM by The_4thdoctor.)
Prankster Doc
A long time ago, i believe in 5th or 6th grade. I decided to pull a prank on my teacher, so i talked to my class about it, and we came up with harmless pranks that were very funny and would just slightly annoy the teacher. we planned 3 pranks for him. (lets just call the teacher Mr. Neighbor, as he used to live next to me.) The first prank we pulled on Mr. Neighbor was in the doorway, we covered the entrance in seethrough tape, and as he walked through the door he got stuck in the tape.
The 2nd prank was at the blackboard, the school used sponges to remove what was written on the blackboard. So we filled the sponge up with as much water as it would absorb. When Mr. Neighbor came to wipe out the blackboard, his entire arm got soaked.
I feel like i need to give a bit of an explenation about this 3rd prank. Mr. Neighbor absolutely fucking hated car refresheners, he could not stand being in the same room as them. My class and I ended up taping a car refreshener behind one of the maps in the classroom, and at the end of the lesson Mr. Neighbor looked discusted, but he could not find the source of the smell.
Luckily this was all in good fun, and the next day he told us that his wife had laughed for around 20 minutes when he told her about it.
Moon landing!!!
So, for this story i need to tell you a bit about my least favorite teacher. I'll just call her Mrs. Moon, she is a very irritating teacher, and she had a seemingly endless hate for me. Mrs. Moon was also slightly bald on the top of her head, and as childish as it seems, the norwegian phrase for balding on the top of your head, is to have a moon. And so came one of the best jokes of the year. When one kid walked up to her in the middle of class, touched her bald spot, and shouted out "MOON LANDING!!!"
To Lift the dog?
I havent gotten to one of my favorite teachers yet, my german teacher, who i shall name "Mrs. Schmetterling. (butterfly in german, which is also my favorite german word.) But back to the story. Mrs. Schmetterling was often confused when it came to Norwegian sentances and phrases, and she often struggled to understand them. One day she came into the classroom and started talking about her thoughts on the phrase "to walk the dog", which in Norwegian is translated to "air or to lift the dog". she spent the entire class being confused on why Norwegians would lift their dog instead of letting them walk for themselves.
A long time ago, i believe in 5th or 6th grade. I decided to pull a prank on my teacher, so i talked to my class about it, and we came up with harmless pranks that were very funny and would just slightly annoy the teacher. we planned 3 pranks for him. (lets just call the teacher Mr. Neighbor, as he used to live next to me.) The first prank we pulled on Mr. Neighbor was in the doorway, we covered the entrance in seethrough tape, and as he walked through the door he got stuck in the tape.
The 2nd prank was at the blackboard, the school used sponges to remove what was written on the blackboard. So we filled the sponge up with as much water as it would absorb. When Mr. Neighbor came to wipe out the blackboard, his entire arm got soaked.
I feel like i need to give a bit of an explenation about this 3rd prank. Mr. Neighbor absolutely fucking hated car refresheners, he could not stand being in the same room as them. My class and I ended up taping a car refreshener behind one of the maps in the classroom, and at the end of the lesson Mr. Neighbor looked discusted, but he could not find the source of the smell.
Luckily this was all in good fun, and the next day he told us that his wife had laughed for around 20 minutes when he told her about it.
Moon landing!!!
So, for this story i need to tell you a bit about my least favorite teacher. I'll just call her Mrs. Moon, she is a very irritating teacher, and she had a seemingly endless hate for me. Mrs. Moon was also slightly bald on the top of her head, and as childish as it seems, the norwegian phrase for balding on the top of your head, is to have a moon. And so came one of the best jokes of the year. When one kid walked up to her in the middle of class, touched her bald spot, and shouted out "MOON LANDING!!!"
To Lift the dog?
I havent gotten to one of my favorite teachers yet, my german teacher, who i shall name "Mrs. Schmetterling. (butterfly in german, which is also my favorite german word.) But back to the story. Mrs. Schmetterling was often confused when it came to Norwegian sentances and phrases, and she often struggled to understand them. One day she came into the classroom and started talking about her thoughts on the phrase "to walk the dog", which in Norwegian is translated to "air or to lift the dog". she spent the entire class being confused on why Norwegians would lift their dog instead of letting them walk for themselves.
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