[Penguin]

So this is more of a narrative than a game. Basically there's the elusive "Forum Game" that everyone is playing (whether they know it or not) which has no rules and no conditions for winning. To take part, you need to find a way to outsmart the previous poster, and set up ways to put off the next poster. You can say anything you want, but you can't "win" the game.

To start, I set out a chess board and replace one pawn with a slice of pizza. I then set a trap card which will activate when the next poster posts. If the next poster is TheNamesGames, he will not be able to take any of my chess pieces and I get to eat the pizza.