[The_4thdoctor]

Its that time again, another wave of stupid stories from my silly life! Get the popcorn and watch as i make fun of myself for your entertainment.


Underwear under where?

Now, this one is gonna sound fucking wild, and i hope you're ready to know one of the cringiest stories i've been a part of (we're starting off strong today boiiis!). So this story takes place a couple years back, after my cousin Malin had been on a visit and stayed at my place for a couple days. Every time she visits we end up having to sleep in the same room, and every time she leaves, she forgets at least 1 thing in my room.

It was about 3 days after she had left, and i had a friend over to play some games and hang out. While playing, my friend asked me if i he could charge his phone, and i told him that the socket is under my bed. He started crawling before he backed out with something pink in his hand. He stared at me for a solid minute before he asked, "Who's underwear is this?" "Have you had ladies over?"
Trust me when i say... my face was red. And looking back at it, i'm so fucking glad that i told this story in Malin's Confirmation.

Cards Against Doc

Jesus fucking christ this one infuriated me.

a couple days after christmas i decided to head to my favorite store and spend 30$ on cards against humanity, the actual game. So, when i bought the bigger blacker box, i naturally expected to get the full fucking game, considering how heavy the box was. When i got home i opened the box and realized that it was an expansion pack with barely anything inside of it, a tiny stack of cards in one corner of the box.... the rest of the box was just full of card deck sized paper weights to make the box seem full.

I tried sending the store a mail about refunding or returning the box and buying the full game, but they denied me....instead i ended up getting a mail that said the next thing i buy will be 10% off. but i'm still mad that  they sold me an almost empty box for 30 fucking dollars.

The Pizza Problem

Remember that friend from the pantie story? the one that this thread started with. This one is all about that friend.
Lets call my friend Mac.
Its about a year or two ago, a new pizza place was opened near me, and 3 of my friends decided to invite me out for pizza there. The group was me, my cousin David, Mac and Thor (another friend). We had been sitting down eating a big pizza each. we were all full and were ready to go home, as we got outside the restaurant and my friend Mac started slowing down while the rest of us walked on. I started wondering what he was doing, and i stopped walking for a second. At that moment, when i stopped, he let out a massive fart. Turns out that he wasn't actually full, and so he went home and made more food.


Moral of the story: dont eat too much air