[Penguin]

Ight ok


1: Minecraft versions 1.10, 1.11, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, and 1.16. Seriously... polar bears? pandas? bees? when are they gonna stop adding mythical creatures to the game and add something real. Like penguins. Also they've added Drowned, Phantoms, Husks, Strays (which I forgot existed until looking up minecraft versions just now), and soon PIGLINS and STRIDERS? Name one of those mobs which you actually wanted. The exploration update sucked DICK... It's been years and I still haven't been to a woodland mansion. I don't even know what rewards you get from them.
2: Ice cream. It just sucks. It's too cold to eat and usually you can taste more milk than the actual flavour you want. LIke wtf? Unless it's chocolate. But chocolate ice cream is also wierd because why would you combine a warm flavour with a cold object? Hot chocolate brownie is awesome, cold chocolate ice cream? whack. Oh also on the theme of combining hot and cold flavours:
3: Mint chocolate.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
4: Pokemon games. I didn't play them when I was younger and by the time I decided to try one out, I was a teenager and realised that the gameplay is AWFUL and the story doesn't even make up for it. At least in other RPGs you can get engrossed in the story to distract yourself from the boring gameplay... in Pokemon it's just "You walked across my line of sight! fight me using your 6 different monster, each of which only has four abilities!"
5: Apple. Their products are consumerist and overpriced (although other smartphone companies are just as bad) and their proprietary business model just sucks. They are an enemy of the Free Software Movement and their macs are an insult to open source programming.
6: Treadmills, cross-trainers, and cycle trainers. Just do the real thing, I don't understand why being in one place pretending to be moving while staring out of a window is interesting. Much better to climb a big hill and then bomb back down it. Experience the outdoors, even in bad weather. One of the best moments I've had was cycling into an extreme headwind when suddenly hail starts pelting down and hitting my thighs (BIG ouch). So I took cover under a bridge and there was another cyclist and some runners and we had a short chat while we waited for it to pass over.
7: Netflix, Prime, or similar sites. I just don't like watching films or TV.
8: Clothes on pets. It's just weird. The only exception is neckerchiefs on dogs.
9: Rice in indian food. Have bread instead. Curry with naan and rice? why not an extra naan? Rice is flavourless carbs. Naan is tasty cheesy garlicy goodness carbs. Also consider paratha or chapati (or roti, or roast potatoes, or boiled potatoes, or literally anything other than rice).
10: Clubbing. Fuck clubbing. Things I dislike about clubbing: Entry fees, Drink prices, the music choices, the volume of the music, drunk people, people trying to get laid, people who dance too much, people who expect you to dance, drunk people dancing and trying to get laid, drunk people in the toilets, the toilets themselves, people who ask "Pengu are you alright?" whenever I don't dance because the current song is SHIT and you all know it so why are you pretending that it's a good song because it very clearly the fuck is not and you're all pretending to have a good time when instead we could have just stayed home and carried on drinking late into the night with our own music choices, cheaper alcohol from the shop, and no random strangers trying to hit on us.