[Chlo]

We reached our card goal!
You can still suggest them if you'd like, but it may take a while for them to get into the deck.

WARNING: some may be offensive bc it's CAH.

WE NEED MORE RESPONSES!

White Cards (216):  
Getting brutally fucked by the polar bears at spawn.
Child #17.
Uncle No.
Succ.
Sharting.
Kat snorting sugar in a dark alleyway to get that high.
That one shit that's too wide.
Crotch kicking
Meat spinning at a family do.
those shitty TV shows they show you in science class.
A blind kid who is better than you at COD
the warm, mellow tone of pengu's singing
the sweet, soft sound of kat screeching
An erection so large, even Lex can't take it
oOh baBy a nIppLe!
Kat's sweaty turds
Clem and Kat going at it like Jack Rabbits
Having crumpets with the queen.
Shoving Panic! At The Disco's latest album up your ass.
Screaming "I WANT BRENDON URIE TO CRACK OPEN MY ASS" at Chlo. (side note: this really happened)
A HomeTown Brand dildo.
Mistaking cocaine for sugar, ruining the family dinner.
Anus.
Satan's ever-growing empire.
Dirty work.
Minecraft.
Tentacle porn.
Dead memes.
Chlothes.
Shovle.
Using the HomeTown YouTube channel for sexual purposes.
The server reset.
420.
Dig bicks.
Backhanding strangers.
Hilariously incorrect stereotypes.
Pikachuing.
Depression fuel.
Bowls of Honey-Nut-Feelios.
German Sparkle Parties.
Satanism.
Snorting but then inhaling a bug.
Yaoi hole.
KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pesto Raviolli.
A flame war over who Lex loves the most.
Sai's fleshlights.
Blame Puff
Murdering Chlo for drug money.
Hub x FilthyFrank
A large hamburger with a double serving of mayo
Endless volumes of whipped cream
Bran flakes
A room filled wall-to-wall with vibrators.
Thousands of Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison
A horny teen wearing a pink morph suit
Putting a period at the end of a text.
A machine designed to dispense infinite amounts of monkey semen
Rebecca Black
A depressed beagle
Trying to explain to Mom why you have vibrating "lightsabers" under your mattress
Getting mugged while playing Pokémon Go
Anal cream
Slapping Vaseline over yourself while watching Nickelodeon
The realisation that your parents had sex.
HOTWHEELS!!!
A young child on a skateboard being hit by a school bus
Getting lost in the supermarket and finding the sex toy section
A dildo designed to penetrate both sides at once
Various world leaders in a BDSM scene
Chicken's feathery nipples
A huge flying potato island
The zar's mother
A cactus shaped like bill nye the science guy
Kat's awesome laugh
The hometown fanfic
Orange watermelons on a polar bear's back
The excuses in a 5yr old's ban appeal
GhostBuster being busted
Picking keero's dandelions
Jelly's hatred for this game.
Preperness.
Sniper bullying.
Changing your skin to dat boi.
Screeching like a fucking velociraptor during the call.
Star's ever-growing collection of memes.
Lex's new job.
Lots and lots of xp farm grief.
The House of Satan.
Chlo's library, overflowing with thousands of erotic fanfic.
A white cancer kid with a dying wish to say the N-word without judgement.
Grande's obsession with literally everything.
Incest is wincest.
Some stupid reference The Epic Legend made.
xX_420N0Sc0p3r_69_V3V0_YT_Xx
Maddie becoming a furry.
Sai's human zoo.
The hot air balloon Vil never made.
The amount of people Lex can ban in one minute.
Greif.
A squid drowning on land.
Griefers.
Wrapping yourself in a towel and pouring apple juice over your head.
Spamming commands.
Getting your dick stuck in Pengu's guitar.
X-Raying.
Building giant Dildos.
Running around in sparkly spandex knickers.
Falling in your own player trap.
Anal beads.
Giving Frost a blowjob for promotions.
Letting Star whip dat ass .
Dropping a phat mix tape at spawn.
Rawring at people at spawn XD.
Getting wood .
Going into the ocean and pretending to be a squid.
My "hot dog."
Strange meat.
Alt-accounts.
A Minecraft skin, but with nipples.
My Minecraft girlfriend.
Spawning the wither and letting it fucking destroy you.
Gently caressing the soft tail of the Ender Dragon.
Getting your nickname changed to "Daddy" against your will.
Grammar police.
That bitch, Chlo.
Drunk spiderman humping a lamp post
A baboon slapping its keyboard
Dry sex
Shrek.
Grimm's love juice
A pint and a half of lactic acid
A fish with nipples.
Donald Trump's love child with himself
Male lactation
Corndogging
A rap battle between Siri and Cleverbot
Teabagging a dead vole.
Shitting off a motorway bridge, trying to hit the cars below.
Pooping out a perfect Cumberland sausage.
A delectible willy.
Your parents walking in on you and your hand going at it.
Overpriced condom machines
Making grunting noises in a public toilet.
Pretending to be a baboon in public.
4 fat kids running through brick walls 
Pengu adding new cards
hairy moles on old peoples faces
Pokemon beeing found during a heart transplant
Cats screaming about dildos
The statue of liberty getting kegged
Panties
Thousands upon thousands of Anchovies
A double chest of Condoms
Playing on your GameBoy Advance completely naked
A double serving of silliness
PokePorn
Chloroform everywhere
Shoving a PokeBall up your colon
A hippo wearing a femidom
One baby in Three bins
A 240 Volt blender
The 'i like trains' kid
Trying to start a conversation while fucking
The sixty-nine position
Windows 10
Wearing Adidas trainers to a party
Plucking roses from your best friend's butt hole
Lex. Just Lex.
A one-night stand with Ara
Sniper Bullying
Pengu getting drunk and cuddling for literally hours
4th's new building collection
frost's frozen youghurt
a big ass mofos face or butt
a blue chicken crossing the road 
dumpsters full of weed
shis beeing shis, acting like shis
actually own the hometown server
fucking with everyone 
spamming with 8==D
HomeTownMC.
Sucking dick to get unbanned.
Grimm.
Peach time.
Gals just being pals
The discourse.
Kinkshaming.
Stacy's mom.
Sweaty
Star.
McFreakin' losing it.
Lads going out for a cheeky Nandos.
John Stamos.
Dying in lava.
Genital warts.
Obama.
Getting laid.
Nuking the entire server.
Admin hax.
Frost the Almighty Snowman.
Not knowing what to do when the server is down.
Putting it up there.
Shoving a Monet painting up your ass.
The Emo Phase.

Black Cards (60):
Becoming an Admin requires _ and _.
Every time I log on the server, I'm greeted with _.
Why was Vil banned? _.
What makes Chlo upset? _.
The_Epic_Legend's music playlist featured the greatest hits, such as _.
/spawn _.
/warp _.
No one was surprised when Grande gushed about _.
Lex's newest pet is _.
Hometown before the reset: _ Hometown after the reset: _
Lex: Stop _. Ur like 12.
DeadPool was thrilled when everyone enjoyed his _.
Step 1: _ Step 2: _ Step 3: Get banned.
Banter Banter _ Banter.
This isn't HomeTown! This is _!
_: The cause of Lex's drinking problem.
What is Saiyaka's secret fetish?
The only way to prevent the return of HairGirl is:
/Warp shop: The server's leading supplier of _.
Abmin how can i habe 0P? _.
How to rank up on HomeTown: _.
How people get promoted to admin: _.
Stop playing Minecraft right now if you experience _.
Why did Grimm die? _.
When I'm hungry, I eat _.
_ pleases me.
"_." no u.
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the _.
We should add _ to the server.
When the staff collectively banned _, I was shocked.
Secretly, I have a fetish for _.
How did I get banned? _.
Using /co i, we found evidence of _.
"I used to be a HomeTowner like you, but then i took _ to the knee."
"Please, please just add a plugin for _"
Warp :o for _!
The only thing worse than X-Ray is _.
Okay, who the FUCK decided _ was a good idea?
I am 23% sure _ is against the rules...
_ keeps me awake at night.
Keeping calm and _
Acheivement get! _
If you go to Sai's house, you will find:
The cure for syphilis is _.
Why the fuck you lyin'?
Depends on how hard you _ them.
Jesus. The answer to _.
What is there to Google?
"Hey baby, come to my house and you'll get _."
And bitching is _.
why do i feel like a jerk? ___
how much___ would you like on your taco sir?
what does ___ do in the weekends? 
i like hometown, it reminds me of ___
what is the least fun? ___
why are the cats getting so fat? ___
"I sat on it" is not a good enough reason to explain to the doctor how _ got stuck in your ass.

Thanks for your suggestions!