[Grimm_Wolfe]

I proposed this forum-game last night and Star said "No", so I'm doing it.  I modified it to allow others to play, too.

The game is simple: provide a "solution" to the previous poster's issue and then post your own problem.

However, the "solution" should humorously be unhelpful, lewd, crude, dark, or trollish–preferably a mixture of these elements would be best.  You may use pictures, videos, or music to help you joke.

Example:

Player 1: I'm having trouble talking to guys, any advice?

Player 2: Castrate them in Outlast: Whistle-blower fashion with broken whiskey bottles and then talk.  I'm having trouble studying, any advice?

That being said, chat rules do apply here.  Nothing pornographic, disrespectful to social groups, or graphic pictures/videos of dead people; please, use some common sense.

First problem: I'm having trouble studying, any advice?