[TheNamesGames]

Cook something delicous, then summon a demon (if you dont know how use google) and force it to make the food 100 years older. For example, if you leave cofee for few weeks on a table, it'll literally grow legs. So does this food, and it will try to run away. And i can tell from experience that food running away is not like human or dog running away. No no, it will make you puke your brains and eyes out. And puking out brains and eyes is not as simple as normal puking: nah, it will come out from your ears or worse: nose! And getting that stuff back in isnt so so simple, since you have to pull everything else out (including kidney) and reorganize your body. Then you have to operate urself to get dat stuff back in. And it will be even more disgusting! You will puke half of the stuff out before you have everything in, and it'll become endless cycle of blood-puking and crying your eyes out, which are currently inside your brains. You better hurry with that thing, or you'll end up thinking and puking INSIDE the box. Three feet under the ground.
Now do you still feel like eating today?


I didint put cereal before milk...