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because their tails can't spin fast enough
Who is the best at hopscotch?
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the person with the worlds strongest legs... duh
Why can't we control the weather yet?
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Because we are not staff yet.
Why do cows moo?
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They're trying to say "moooore" for more grass to eat but they can't quite pronounce the "re" part.
Why do bats sleep upside-down?
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09-09-2018, 11:28 PM
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Because they like to be able to wake up on any side of the bed
What does the fox say
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nothing.
why does age go up and not down?
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09-10-2018, 11:58 PM
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Because Silence will fall.
Why is There no Singing Towers of DarCILlium
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because it will be too loud
Why do volcanoes erupt without warning?
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because they are sneezing, and you cant hide a sneeze.
why am i single?
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because you're too good for this world :>
Why do helicopters have blades and airplanes have wings?