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Donkey Offline
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#41
02-07-2016, 03:43 AM
Hairy mole off of the face of the lady who gave it to me, I ate anyways it added texture to the dish Smile

I got a haircut yesterday but...
Have a great day!  Angel
 
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MissLuci Offline
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#42
02-07-2016, 07:48 PM
...forgot to mention I had a flesh eating bacteria until the stylist had lost a hand.

I rented a book from the library yesterday...
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/warp getoffmahlawn
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#43
02-07-2016, 09:35 PM
Sai was stuck inside nibbling on bits of DK
Mechanic, Landrover lover, dont let me near a welder and an oxy torch Big Grin


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#44
02-09-2016, 04:52 AM
(02-07-2016, 07:48 PM)MissLuci Wrote: ...forgot to mention I had a flesh eating bacteria until the stylist had lost a hand.

I rented a book from the library yesterday...
and found a line of cocaime in it. SCORE!!!

I like burgers, they taste great with

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#45
02-10-2016, 07:00 AM
... french fried fingers and pickled toes.

I got cast as an extra on my favorite tv show...
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#46
02-10-2016, 03:25 PM
master chefs, apparently butchering people is no longer part of the series ? :/

My hangover is wicked...
 
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#47
02-10-2016, 05:46 PM (This post was last modified: 02-10-2016, 05:51 PM by TheNamesGames.)
Nasty, Because your friends invinted you to teaparty last night.

My fridge ran out of sandviches when i was filling contracts...
-0,0 days without a sh*tpost

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MissLuci Offline
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#48
02-10-2016, 08:04 PM
...now I'll be known as the Inhospitable Assassin. -laments-

I decided to propose to the love of my life...
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#49
02-10-2016, 09:37 PM
He/She said, "No". Apparently, proposing to someone with the fancy ring on a cut-off hand was not commitment enough.

I was $5 short at the register when buying groceries.
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#50
02-10-2016, 10:28 PM
And the lady wouldn't let it slide so I summoned lucifer to deal with her.

Beds are comfy..
 
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