[Donkey]

Especially when the have flesh piercing needles on top of them

I like the weekends, but this weekend will.....

[Ryko_]

Send me into a frenzy causing a mass murder

I was playing a video game to..

[Beo]

Pass the time as I waited for the black market dealers to come pick up the freshly obtained human organs I had just cut out of fresh, stolen corpses laying beside me.

I was at the airport, about to board my flight to Costa Rica for a pleasant tropical vacation...

[Sarah]

But then I got too cold, so I skinned one of the flight attendants using her warm human skin as a jacket.

I was doing a puzzle with my grandma,

[Dodge4g9er]

but then we realized that we were missing a few pieces, so I used some of her skin to fill them in.

I found a rare..........

[Donkey]

Satanic relic that turned me into a blood thirsty demon

I love going to the park with grandma but one day she....

[TheNamesGames]

Told you that you she didint have random crits

When i was trying to get food in school one day,

[Nether_Ruler]

A black hooded man came over and asked if my mother was single


I was eating a banana when....

[MissLuci]

... my best friend pointed out it was a giant maggot.

I went to the dentist today for a cavity...

[Sky]

A cavity search in my butt using the dentist's tools, and I was not given any pain killers.

I was chatting to a group of friends while walking by a lake...