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(11-14-2016, 01:31 AM)Oshakai Wrote: I lose brain cells when I talk to you.
Things you can say about chipotle, but not your spouse.
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She's spicy, flavorful, and filled with juices when you bite into her.
Things you can say about drugs, but not your girlfriend.
I have a new girlfriend now
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That white stuff I just snorted makes me feel like an angel.
Things you can say about Taco Bell, but not your spouse.
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it's like a shitstorm afterwards
things you can say about your house but not your spouse
"Permit my hazard into your plight. Once life sucked, now 'tis alright?" -Epros, Okage Shadow King
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(11-14-2016, 01:38 AM)The_4thdoctor Wrote: it's like a shitstorm afterwards
things you can say about your house but not your spouse
Wow I can fit a whole couch in here.
Things you say about Canada, but not your Spouse.
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at least it's peacefull
things you can say about your favorite actor but not your spouse
"Permit my hazard into your plight. Once life sucked, now 'tis alright?" -Epros, Okage Shadow King
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You evoke such powerful emotions in me!
Things you can say about tissues but not your significant other
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(11-14-2016, 01:42 PM)Seasoap Wrote: You evoke such powerful emotions in me!
Things you can say about tissues but not your significant other
I blew my nose in 53 of them today and tossed them all away.
Things you can say about movie theaters, but not your girlfriend.
"C'mon, let's keep it simple, huh? He broke the rules, I banned him."
HomeTown Rulebook
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Well, you're exceptionally cold today.
Things you can say about your time on Minecraft, but not your boyfriend.
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(11-15-2016, 08:56 PM)Seasoap Wrote: Well, you're exceptionally cold today.
Things you can say about your time on Minecraft, but not your boyfriend.
I refuse to go into that cave at night.
Things you can say about grape fruits, but not your spouse.
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They smell delicious but taste bitter.
Things you say about bad hotel service, but not your partner.
(quick side note grapefruits are one of my favorite fruits, but for the purpose of this joke they are "bitter")
Have a great day!