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Because of the meaning of life. And whats that? Like i would know...
Why do i feel so grumpy these days? I mean srlsy, i wake up grumpy, go to sleep grumpy, and between that, i lick icecream.
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Because your jokes are weird
Why did I die in the void with my elytra?
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MuahahahahahahAhahahahahaaaaa... *clears troath* *cough* dont judge me from that crazy maniac laughing, but im certainly sure karma doesnt have aaaanything to do with ur elytras. Srlsy. Trust me.
(Now kids, that was just a joke. Dont loose ur mind.)
Do you need help
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rare pepes
why did my father leave my mom when i was born?
I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
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08-05-2016, 03:34 PM
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(08-05-2016, 09:57 AM)michaelthebe Wrote: why did my father leave my mom when i was born?
Why am i a fox now?
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Because when the fox ate the penguin you took over its souls
Why is reading ban appeals fun
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because 5 year old's excuses
why do i wanna watch my favorite show again
"Permit my hazard into your plight. Once life sucked, now 'tis alright?" -Epros, Okage Shadow King
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Because a fish with nipples stole all of the cheese from the fridge and sent it to alaska in parcels labelled "fresh produce".
What is the circumference of a cube?
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0.0000007 Obviously.
Why can't I read minds? Someone said its easy ;-;
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because you can only read the minds of fish
why don't girls like me?
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