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Because they want to be able to see the sunrise from the mountain where the giant iguana lives
Why is the world round?
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Because if it was square it wouldn't be here.
why is my cousin larry orange?
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Because the new human race of baked potatoes is a blessing sent by the alien overlord Glarvogrityhog
Why can't jet fuel melt steel memes? :>
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Because memes never die.
Why would you do something tomorrow which you should do today when you dont have to really do it?
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????!
Why do clocks not go counterclockwise
Mechanic, Landrover lover, dont let me near a welder and an oxy torch
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Because if they would humanity would eventually die. Itll go til big bang, and then- well...
Why does water taste so good?
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Because you added juice into it
What should my catchphrase be
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gotta go fast
i want to put my hand in a blender, why?
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because the blender makes great milkshakes and smoothies
what is nutella?
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