[Grimm_Wolfe]

I proposed this forum-game last night and Star said "No", so I'm doing it.  I modified it to allow others to play, too.

The game is simple: provide a "solution" to the previous poster's issue and then post your own problem.

However, the "solution" should humorously be unhelpful, lewd, crude, dark, or trollish–preferably a mixture of these elements would be best.  You may use pictures, videos, or music to help you joke.

Example:

Player 1: I'm having trouble talking to guys, any advice?

Player 2: Castrate them in Outlast: Whistle-blower fashion with broken whiskey bottles and then talk.  I'm having trouble studying, any advice?

That being said, chat rules do apply here.  Nothing pornographic, disrespectful to social groups, or graphic pictures/videos of dead people; please, use some common sense.

First problem: I'm having trouble studying, any advice?

[Sky]

Don't do it ?



I have no money, help?

[Oshakai]

Kill a man and sell his kidneys.


How do I find a man as a gay male?


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[Bigassmofo0204]

Go For Grope, Two Things Will Happen After. You May Just Like Both.


Need Idea To Surprise The Lady I Love, Something Memorable We Can Do In A Budget Of $300?  

[Grimm_Wolfe]

(09-12-2016, 10:48 PM)Bigassmofo0204 Wrote: Need Idea To Surprise The Lady I Love, Something Memorable We Can Do In A Budget Of $300?

Take her to a fancy restaurant and drop $280 for the meal, then bring her home, blindfold her, and stick a spicy slim-jim meat snack covered in hot sauce up her urethra; surprise!

Any advice for cleaning the floor?

[Oshakai]

Battery acid does very well for getting rid of those gross stains.

What should I eat today?

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[TheNamesGames]

Cook something delicous, then summon a demon (if you dont know how use google) and force it to make the food 100 years older. For example, if you leave cofee for few weeks on a table, it'll literally grow legs. So does this food, and it will try to run away. And i can tell from experience that food running away is not like human or dog running away. No no, it will make you puke your brains and eyes out. And puking out brains and eyes is not as simple as normal puking: nah, it will come out from your ears or worse: nose! And getting that stuff back in isnt so so simple, since you have to pull everything else out (including kidney) and reorganize your body. Then you have to operate urself to get dat stuff back in. And it will be even more disgusting! You will puke half of the stuff out before you have everything in, and it'll become endless cycle of blood-puking and crying your eyes out, which are currently inside your brains. You better hurry with that thing, or you'll end up thinking and puking INSIDE the box. Three feet under the ground.
Now do you still feel like eating today?


I didint put cereal before milk...

[Nether_Ruler]

make a cereal making machine


I'm too lazy to continue building my cane farm

[Oshakai]

Shop organic.

How do I remember to do my homework assignments.?

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[Maddie_Amity]

Cut open your skull and put the paper in there, works every time .

What's a cure for the hiccups?