[Oshakai]

Kill the hacker irl.

Help me I can't build worth shit ;-;

[Hunto10]

Then dont build


Why did I write this?

[The_4thdoctor]

you have been possesed, i think the sulution is to eat a large rock

my beard hasn't grown out yet

[Arayvek]

Accept the fact that you are a woman.

I'm always tired. How do I fix this?

[Oshakai]

Do some meth. It worked for me.

I can't stop get a song out of my head, what should I do?

[Grimm_Wolfe]

Just an observation, this game is becoming more like "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" forum-game, which goes against the spirit of this game.  The goal is to take a legitimate problem one may face in life and provide it with a dark/obscene answer.

[The_4thdoctor]

I have a presentation that i don't know what to do with

[Oshakai]

Give a presentation on bleeding to death. Then throw pigs blood at thw audience as a live demo.

Idk what to eat.

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[Grimm_Wolfe]

I hear auto-cannibalism is trending. Try half of your own liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

My laptop battery is running low, what should I do to charge it?

[Oshakai]

okay so you start with a toaster that is plugged into a wall. Then you drop it in a bathtub full of water with you touching to your laptop. It will charge really fast, I promise...

I got a song in my head, help!

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