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		 (11-14-2016, 01:31 AM)Oshakai Wrote:  I lose brain cells when I talk to you. 
Things you can say about chipotle, but not your spouse.
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She's spicy, flavorful, and filled with juices when you bite into her.
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		That white stuff I just snorted makes me feel like an angel.
Things you can say about Taco Bell, but not your spouse.
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		it's like a shitstorm afterwards
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		 (11-14-2016, 01:38 AM)The_4thdoctor Wrote:  it's like a shitstorm afterwards
things you can say about your house but not your spouse
Wow I can fit a whole couch in here.
Things you say about Canada, but not your Spouse.
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		at least it's peacefull
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		You evoke such powerful emotions in me!
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		 (11-14-2016, 01:42 PM)Seasoap Wrote:  You evoke such powerful emotions in me!
Things you can say about tissues but not your significant other
I blew my nose in 53 of them today and tossed them all away.
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		Well, you're exceptionally cold today.
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		 (11-15-2016, 08:56 PM)Seasoap Wrote:  Well, you're exceptionally cold today.
Things you can say about your time on Minecraft, but not your boyfriend.
I refuse to go into that cave at night. 
 
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		They smell delicious but taste bitter. 
Things you say about bad hotel service, but not your partner.
(quick side note grapefruits are one of my favorite fruits, but for the purpose of this joke they are "bitter")
	
	
	
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