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Nothing better than a sharp blade caressing the skin.
Things you can say about your tombstone but not your partner
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Guess I'll be with this forever...
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Don't Make me get the hose!
Things you can say about your job, but not your significant other.
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This is such a great career opportunity!
Things you can say about Febreeze that you can't say about your significant other.
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Let me just spread you around a bit to get rid of the smell.
Things you can say about your favorite show, but not your partner.
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I can't wait for the next one!
Things you can say to a small child but not to your gf/bf.
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Open your mouth and close your eyes, when you do you'll get a nice surprise.
Things you can say about fishing and not your partner.
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If You Go Really Deep Down It smells even more like fish
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Sometimes when it makes noise, I smack it till it shuts up.
Things you can say about Senpai that you can't say about your partner
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"Notice me, please!"
Things you can say about a corpse that you can't say about your partner.