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		Nothing better than a sharp blade caressing the skin.
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		Guess I'll be with this forever...
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		Don't Make me get the hose!
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		This is such a great career opportunity!
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		Let me just spread you around a bit to get rid of the smell.
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		I can't wait for the next one!
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		Open your mouth and close your eyes, when you do you'll get a nice surprise.
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		If You Go Really Deep Down It smells even more like fish
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		Sometimes when it makes noise, I smack it till it shuts up.
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		"Notice me, please!"
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