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Humorous Definitions
#1
Basically someone names a word and writes a definition for it. This definition is supposed to be humorous.

I'll do one now

Favoritism 

A crime of the highest order in the critically acclaimed "Grandparent's Guide to Grandparenting" 
Perpetrators are punished with mournful looks from grandchildren.
 
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#2
Family
Noun
Fam•il•y
ˈfam(ə)lē/

A commonality among most people. These people live in the same house as you and want to know everything about your life. Another word for family is stalker
 
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#3
Humorlessness

When an individual loses their upper arm bone.
 
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#4
Triggered

When someone gets so pissed off their brain has a spasm and they can't think strait
 
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#5
Sexual intercourse

What you can't or don't want to, imagine your parents having.
 
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#6
Ass

That round thing that your shit comes out of that some people find attractive
 
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#7
X-ray

The act of getting hunted down and banned by grimm

I was on today and grimm just said to somebody

awesomeguy(not the exact IGN, cant remember it) why the xray?
 
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#8
Eureka

What you say when you discover somebody smells bad.

Sent from my SM-N920V using Tapatalk
 
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#9
Queef

That thing that sometimes happens that you never talk about and try to pretend it came from somewhere else.
- Gaming Since The 80's
 
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#10
Water


A liquid that covers 70% of the earth's surface that some genius decided to sell at a rip-off price for such a common liquid.
 
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