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Carroots are better ofc, they have a good crunch!
Why isn't the sky green and the grass blue?!?!?
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Because we drive on parkways and park in driveways.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To win the award for smartest turtle in Indonesia.
What is the roundest cube inside my pillowcase?
you can't take trash out of the oven
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A square
What is christmas???
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I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans in my ass
Is Wolfie really a wolf?
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My mom's Honda Odyssey is a baby peenie
Why am I obsessed with CAR?
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12-26-2015, 07:53 AM
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are you a 90 degree angle, because you're lookin right ~
How many selfies can a raisin take before I get stuck in a puddle?
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nnonsono.
w0w w0w w0w I so sexi?
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FORTY NINE
WHY AREN'T THERE MORE LETTERS IN THE NUMBER SYSTEM
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12-26-2015, 02:21 PM
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POROROROTA!
Am I really that ugly mom?
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