[TheNamesGames]

So yeah, this was on the old forums and was pretty fun, the point of this game is to make ban appeal so bad that the staff wil literially cry. Plz no using adult jokes, there are kids reading.


Ill start: 
Warning: really bad writing incoming. If you love writing right, dont read this.

Server you were banned from: some crap, i Dunno

Username: DummY_235

Who banned you: someone big damn muther hubbard

Reason for your ban: cuz mods ar stupid, cant ppl handle a little bit of x-ray?

Why you want to come back: i want to grief those pesky stupid shops, ill give frost and other staff chocolate cookies if u let me come back and i wont x-ray so much anymore

Why should you be unbanned: i dont know, im too lazu... Ill make dis server a bedder place

[Nether_Ruler]

Server you were banned on (SMP): Idk. Who gives a crap
Minecraft name: RaCiSt_NaZiMaN

Reason for your ban: I HaCkEd ThE WoRlD gUaRd AnD dEsTrOyEd AlL oF sPaWn. WhAt'S wRoNg WiTh tHaT?

Who banned you: Some mofo with a Big Ass

Why should you be unbanned: Because I command you to unban me
Why do you want to come back: Because I do

[Oshakai]

Sever banned on: sToP oPpResSiNg mE

Minecraft name: xXgOvEgAnXx

Reason for ban: Preaching from the gospel that is tumblr.

Who banned you: A misogynist pig

Why should you be unbanned: This server doesn't completely allign with my veiws and I want to educate them.

Why do you want to come back: sToP oPpReSsInG mE

[The_Epic_Legend]

IGN: xX_420n0sc0p3r_V3V0_YT_Xx

Reason For ban: TO Many To Fuckin Count, Grimm's Ugly Mom I Fucked Last Night said to find another server

WHy I wanna be Unbanned: Cause I wanna grief the shit and shit all on grim's builds and his mom

Why I should be unbanned: your mom will tell you, PS tell her to call me
she has my number

[HorseGirl7311]

Server you were banned on (SMP): ummmm what server

Minecraft Username: Ihatebroccoli123

Who banned you: someone

Reason for your ban: Griefing a Mob

Why should you be unbanned: Cause u were mean and u should share

Why do you want to come back:

[Sky]

Server you were banned on (SMP): Wut
Minecraft Username: Wat
Who banned you: Jeebus
Reason for your ban: Wut
Why should you be unbanned: ha lol fam because i iz kool kid
Why do you want to come back: wut

[Star]

Server you were banned on (SMP): Survival World

Minecraft Name: xlexray

Reason for your ban: Spamming

Who banned you: StarCantTakeAJokeGirl

Why should you be unbanned: Look, I didn't realize spamming was against the rules, okay? I barely even made it into the tutorial before some mod started yelling at me for spam. I didn't even get any warning before they kicked me, like wtf. Look, what I was doing wasn't even justified to be called "spam". When I'm unbanned, I won't even ask the staff member to apologize to me. I get it, all people make mistakes, just some less than others. I wasn't the one that made a mistake here. I'll even say here what I said the to prove my innocence:

Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
Hello, can you hear me
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet
There's such a difference between us
And a million miles
Hello from the other side
I must have called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore


Why do you want to come back: I honestly believe that I'd make the server a better place. People would really like me if they got to know me, and maybe I can even become staff soon and I'll help lessen the number of mistakes made, bringing up the overall quality of your server. Also, https://youtu.be/B08BAHGJ_bM . That's all. *Drops mic*

[LilDevilian]

Server you were banned on (SMP): What is a server
Minecraft username: I forgot my username
Reason for your ban: I dont have a reason
Who banned you: Grief
Why you should be unbanned: Bcs I didn't do anything wrong I was just going on dis server to play some hungergames and then I killed pigs and stole som carots to get food. And then i got rely confused wen i cudnt  kill other players so i put lava on a player and dat workd.
Why do you want to comeback: To play hubgergames amd hav fun in dis singel player world

[Donkey]

Minecraft name: Betur_then_u12332

Reason for your ban: i hav no idea all i sed is that i luv donald trump and that he will be president and tha i agree with him buildin a woll. Onestly i did notin wrong im a littl kid my mum sed i could ply monecraft for 30 min b4 i had to tk m nap. Plese help me also they sed i greifed when all i ded was break a beacon irt was a asident i swere!

Who banned you: poop

Why should you be unbanned: i did nothin wrong pls i have all my tuuolls and rmer it tuk so lung i want to join agen plesase!

[Sarah]

Server you were banned on (SMP): hometit
Minecraft username: donildtrumpismydaddy666420cutie
Reason for your ban: harrasing lecks
Who banned you: idk i think it was that old guy decay or dk or sumthing
Why you should be unbanned: becaus she cute and i was trying to slide into hur dm's pls unban im just looking for love im a stable guy making minimum wayge
Why do you want to comeback: because im rlly good at comebacks, im very savage and i always win argumints . honk