[Nether_Ruler]

My house blew up!

I have 87 player kills

Shit the mods are on! Hide the booze!

[Landline]

I caught a puffer fish! Now I can make that water-breathing potion.
How come coal comes out in chunks, but iron comes out in blocks?
CAN I REALLY GET BANNED FOR USING ALL CAPS?

[TheNamesGames]

Aaaand you killed my dog. Goddammit nether, we talked about this!


Lets go to hell by practising witchcraft with obsidian and fire. Then lets find withered dead people and loot their corpses for skulls. Then lets put 3 skulls on a statue made out of faces stuck in quicksand! Wonder what will happen?

[Landline]

Check it out! This water is glitching!

[Penguin]

One sec lemme change my skin

[firegene]

Yay. I just blew up a guy's house

My magical armor made out of a very precious mineral just saved my from a fiery end

[Nether_Ruler]

come swim in lava with me!

[Da_Bears54]

I only cut down the bottom part of the tree!
I just found a locked horse in the wild!

[LilDevilian]

I suffocated in a wall

[TheOnlyKat]

Nice X-Ray I see that you're using.