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Some Grimm Advice
#31
Just take the pen, do something stupid for the paper and pray for the best.


How do you get easy money?
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#32
Throw 20 $ in a box and sell it for 30$

I need a new job
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#33
Okay so you start having an interview with the person you want to be hired by, preferably someone in a well paying field like IT. Then you slit their throat when know is watchimg, skin them, and wear their skin. Now you have a new job that pays well.

Can I get some advise on dating?

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#34
Find the person you want to date, and bombard them with pickuplines and bad jokes, girls love it

I need a new car
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#35
Go to the nearest car sale area and "test drive one." When the guy tells you to drive back, pull a gun on him and tell him to get the fuck out of the car.

(Back to the dating one...)What if my date is a guy?

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#36
Fist him in the ass and carry him around like a ventriloquist dummy, his screams will only enhance your perceived abilities as a ventriloquist.

What book should I buy next?
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#37
I think you should read the bible, you filthy sinner and non-believer!

What is the best thing to do whem I'm bored?


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#38
look at ur signatures gif Osh

youre in a war and you run out of ammo.
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#39
use the teeth of your fallen brothers and sisters.

I forgot to do my homework, any advice?

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#40
Do like i do, don't

I need some tips for life
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