[Grimm_Wolfe]

(12-22-2016, 02:18 AM)Star Wrote: Mrs. Touchdown omg

Okay, on July 4th, we were slammed with a large rush of people, as our store was next to a fairgrounds for the July 4th fireworks show in my town.  A woman ordered a burrito with extra, extra, extra sauce.  This amounts to something close to 1/4 cup of watery sauce folded into a burrito.  We carefully fold this thing and hand it out.  Five minutes pass, the woman returns, "Can I have a remake on this burrito?  It's leaking".  Well, the burrito is practically swimming and it's not waterproof at all, we remake it anyway though it's futile effort.  Again, we fold it carefully and hand it out.  The woman inspects it, leaves, and returns two minutes later, "Can a get bowl for this burrito since you guys don't know how to fold a damn burrito?!"  The poor, teenaged cashier goes to get this delightful woman a bowl, and he returns to a burrito splattered across the length of the counter and woman is nowhere to be seen.  Another customer tells the cashier the lady spiked the burrito in a way that would impress the NFL.