[Grimm_Wolfe]

Somehow, at the previous train platform, the railroad engineer/train driver managed to decapitate himself.

I went to the dentist for a teeth-cleaning.

[Alyex227]

But it turns out eating his face off just got bits stuck between my teeth, not any cleaner for me or for him.

HomeTown's first birthday party was going well.

[andreasdb39]

Untill I arrived

The market was out of chickens

[Sarah]

I had captured those chickens by finding them running around an abandoned farm, I bit their heads off one by one while shoving their still lively moving around bodies into a plastic bag. Then taking them to the market to sell.

My google chrome tab crashed today.

[Penguin]

It turns out someone was using my pc as a intermediary to send messages to some syrian hackers without being tracked.

i was building a giant golden pineapple...

[Rancidity_]

I wad really proud when I was done. It turned out to be a gr8 prison chamber for my neighbor who I think is cute. He doesn't like it, but I get to see him every day.

I dealt with that rude customer in a polite way.

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[Bigassmofo0204]

by providing him with a discount coupon to /Warp BIG where he can get all his endless supply of Inbred Cave Steak and Leather.

I sat down on a Central Park chair on a Sunny day ...

[Rancidity_]

My skin quickly began melting off of my face, but I didn't mind because losing my life to the almighty Sun God was an honor on my planet. I took one last look through my inflamed left eye before it burst. With my last breath of my dying alien lung I sensed the Sunnymen coming to eat my charred bones.

I needed to buy some new shoes-

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[Sky]

because my dog jumped off my high rise apartment with my last pair.

Making my way down town...

[andreasdb39]

And came across a couple of gamers in the park, asked them why they were gaming. Didn'tget an awnser, so went home, gaming

I went to the Moon and,..