[Oshakai]

My furry dead brother. He was a good fellow.

I was making oatmeal for breakfest and

[Donkey]

My hairs fell in it so I put it in the disposal but just then my hand got caught in it and I died.

I really like driving but.....

[Seasoap]

I''m not allowed too.. apparently running people over is against the law ?

I just bought a quesadilla..

[MissLuci]

...and learned that special sauce is the blood and tears of orphans.

I made a pot of coffee this morning...

[Oshakai]

and found a dead hooker in it.

I like to make french toast and...

[Seasoap]

shovel it down the throats of my victims. Never was too fond of screaming.

Fuzzy warm blankets..

[Sarah]

Thats what I use to suffocate the children I find at the local park.

I bought a new pack of crayons ,

[Oshakai]

they'll be perfect for gouging the eyes of the children in my daughter's kindergarden class. That'll show that bitch Ms.Pepperbottem who is in control.

Peppermint taste great with

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[Grimm_Wolfe]

The gingerbread-man cookies little Timmy carved out of the back-skin of his dead parents.

I bought 100 M20 firecrackers today.

[Oshakai]

....and committed mass genocide, whoops.

The thing in my soup was not a fly, but a