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#41
Hairy mole off of the face of the lady who gave it to me, I ate anyways it added texture to the dish Smile

I got a haircut yesterday but...
Have a great day!  Angel
 
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#42
...forgot to mention I had a flesh eating bacteria until the stylist had lost a hand.

I rented a book from the library yesterday...
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#43
Sai was stuck inside nibbling on bits of DK
Mechanic, Landrover lover, dont let me near a welder and an oxy torch Big Grin


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#44
(02-07-2016, 07:48 PM)MissLuci Wrote: ...forgot to mention I had a flesh eating bacteria until the stylist had lost a hand.

I rented a book from the library yesterday...
and found a line of cocaime in it. SCORE!!!

I like burgers, they taste great with

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#45
... french fried fingers and pickled toes.

I got cast as an extra on my favorite tv show...
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#46
master chefs, apparently butchering people is no longer part of the series ? :/

My hangover is wicked...
 
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#47
Nasty, Because your friends invinted you to teaparty last night.

My fridge ran out of sandviches when i was filling contracts...
-0,0 days without a sh*tpost

-Forum dwelling since 2015! 
 
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#48
...now I'll be known as the Inhospitable Assassin. -laments-

I decided to propose to the love of my life...
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#49
He/She said, "No". Apparently, proposing to someone with the fancy ring on a cut-off hand was not commitment enough.

I was $5 short at the register when buying groceries.
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"C'mon, let's keep it simple, huh?  He broke the rules, I banned him."

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#50
And the lady wouldn't let it slide so I summoned lucifer to deal with her.

Beds are comfy..
 
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