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#51
Especially when the have flesh piercing needles on top of them Smile

I like the weekends, but this weekend will.....
Have a great day!  Angel
 
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#52
Send me into a frenzy causing a mass murder

I was playing a video game to..
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#53
Pass the time as I waited for the black market dealers to come pick up the freshly obtained human organs I had just cut out of fresh, stolen corpses laying beside me.

I was at the airport, about to board my flight to Costa Rica for a pleasant tropical vacation...
you can't take trash out of the oven
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#54
But then I got too cold, so I skinned one of the flight attendants using her warm human skin as a jacket.

I was doing a puzzle with my grandma,
 
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#55
but then we realized that we were missing a few pieces, so I used some of her skin to fill them in.

I found a rare..........
 
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#56
Satanic relic that turned me into a blood thirsty demon Big Grin

I love going to the park with grandma but one day she....
Have a great day!  Angel
 
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#57
Told you that you she didint have random crits

When i was trying to get food in school one day,
-0,0 days without a sh*tpost

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#58
A black hooded man came over and asked if my mother was single


I was eating a banana when....
 
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#59
... my best friend pointed out it was a giant maggot.

I went to the dentist today for a cavity...
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/warp getoffmahlawn
/warp lucitrees
/warp lucihorse

 
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#60
A cavity search in my butt using the dentist's tools, and I was not given any pain killers.

I was chatting to a group of friends while walking by a lake...
Mechanic, Landrover lover, dont let me near a welder and an oxy torch Big Grin


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