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Hairy mole off of the face of the lady who gave it to me, I ate anyways it added texture to the dish
I got a haircut yesterday but...
Have a great day!
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...forgot to mention I had a flesh eating bacteria until the stylist had lost a hand.
I rented a book from the library yesterday...
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Sai was stuck inside nibbling on bits of DK
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(02-07-2016, 07:48 PM)MissLuci Wrote: ...forgot to mention I had a flesh eating bacteria until the stylist had lost a hand.
I rented a book from the library yesterday...
and found a line of cocaime in it. SCORE!!!
I like burgers, they taste great with
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... french fried fingers and pickled toes.
I got cast as an extra on my favorite tv show...
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master chefs, apparently butchering people is no longer part of the series ? :/
My hangover is wicked...
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Nasty, Because your friends invinted you to teaparty last night.
My fridge ran out of sandviches when i was filling contracts...
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...now I'll be known as the Inhospitable Assassin. -laments-
I decided to propose to the love of my life...
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He/She said, "No". Apparently, proposing to someone with the fancy ring on a cut-off hand was not commitment enough.
I was $5 short at the register when buying groceries.
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And the lady wouldn't let it slide so I summoned lucifer to deal with her.
Beds are comfy..