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#71
another hacker deleted the forums.

I was trying to get more posts than Rasse...
I'm gonna beat you Rasse you filthy maggot
 
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#72
So that I could be more popular there for banishing Rasse from the entire forums to gain control over my junior member servants...

I was trying to get onto Hometown....

Quote:Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere; and sometimes, in the middle of nowhere you find yourself
 
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#73
but then I got sucked into the game where then my hometown, Los angelus swirlded around me in a blur so then I realized I was secretly Allen Barry and sped around the world then I tripped on a rock right infront of my number one fan and then I accidentally tumbled into them and I then fell off a bridge into the murky depths where I barreled in to a barnacle taken over computer that was still running and I got thrown back into my seat at wicked speed and then all the water started to come throught the computer and I flooded my house.

I was trying to help a kitten out of a tree. . .
Promoted to Elite - 7/29/19
No-one truly knows anything, so explore the world. - Cil
 
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#74
But then I dropped it and it splattered all over the sidewalk

I decide to conquer my fears of petting a rabbit...
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#75
But it bit you and now you have rabies. Happy rest of your life!

I ran out of toilet paper...
-0,0 days without a sh*tpost

-Forum dwelling since 2015! 
 
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#76
so I had to use duct tape

I decided to clean my keyboard...
I'm gonna beat you Rasse you filthy maggot
 
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#77
but had my PC on and accidentally hacked into microsoft's mainframe and deleted minecraft windows 10 edition (and good riddance)


So I was cooking lasagne today
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#78
It turns out that the red sauce isn't supposed to be blood. . .

I sent pengu a letter. . .
Promoted to Elite - 7/29/19
No-one truly knows anything, so explore the world. - Cil
 
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#79
issue is it was telling them about their own funeral :O


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I was doing my nails...
happiness looks good on you
 
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#80
who knew how much nailpolish it took to cover 403inch nails!

I decided to eat a perfectly good jar of normal nutella
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No-one truly knows anything, so explore the world. - Cil
 
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