[Grimm_Wolfe]

"Why you writing in Hebrew?"
Alright, this is also a pretty funny story.  If you work the drive-thru at my store, you use a notepad and pen to write down the order, or risk forgetting it all and pissing off the customer.  Well, every worker here as their own shorthand and different handwriting; mine's the most illegible apparently.  When I write fast, I only care if I can read it for the most part.  My co-workers give me so much shit and jokes over my handwriting that we all just laugh. 

Some of the comments I've heard (or paraphrased ones):

"A doctor writes better than you"
"We don't understand Hebrew"
"Are these Hieroglyphs?  We need the Rosetta stone"
"If you're ever murdered and left a note, they'd need a translator for this"

Here's an example of my writing.  Top example is my typical speed for common lists, the second is my very-quick shorthand that I burn my co-workers' eyes with.  My professional penmanship is best but I only that for things like job applications or background checks.