[TheNamesGames]

WARNING: the next post contains serious fruitand/ or vegetable violence. If yiu really wish to not see this kind of violence, dont read this post. You have been warned.

Are you tired of apples blocking your way to bathroom? Are yiu tired of stabbing your toes on an apple? Are you tired of screwing up in everything what you do because apples? Then dont worry anymore! Introducing? The apple killer guide! Just follow these quick steps to destroy the apple!

Step one: remove the skin of the apple. Do this step ver carefully, because if you slip your hand, you will destroy some precious apple-meat! We dont want that to happen, do we? Nah, just remove the skin brutally so that bloo-, uh, water will roll.
Step two: dig into the heart of the apple. Yes, the apple haves a heart. It is that pesky little nest protecting those little balls called "seeds" dig them out and save them for later experiencing.

Step three: ravage the apple! Yes, just smash it, blow it up, do whatever you want with it. Play chess with it and when it wins cuz you suck at chess SMASH it down!! Yes! Massacre!!!

Step four: the seeds. Plant them. So youll get more apples. To get more seeds. And so on. Nah, dont do that. We dont want more apples here. Burn them all!!!

Now you have succesfully destroyed the apple! Now destroy its family!!

PS: apples are harmless creatures. Everyday thousands of apples get eaten, burned, shot, drowned, or just get tumours. Apples are close to get erased. Protect these harmless creations of the mothernature herself. Thanks, Rasse82.
PPS: if you want to destroy vegetables/fruits, destroy lettuce. It tastes like poop... (Poor lettuce, dont really do that)

Now its time for the question: geez i really have a mind disease dont i?