[Penguin]

Getting your dick stuck in pengu's guitar? man i get that all the time


Black cards:

"I used to be a HomeTowner like you, but then i took _ to the knee."
"Please, please just add a plugin for _"
Warp :o for _!
I am 23% sure _ is against the rules...
_ keeps me awake at night.
Keeping calm and _
Acheivement get! _
If you go to Sai's house, you will find:
The cure for syphilis is _

White cards:
Drunk spiderman humping a lamp post
A baboon slapping its keyboard
Dry sex
The statue of liberty getting kegged
Panties
Thousands upon thousands of Anchovies
A double chest of Condoms
Playing on your GameBoy Advance completely naked
A double serving of silliness
PokePorn
Chloroform everywhere
Shoving a PokeBall up your colon
A hippo wearing a femidom
One baby in Three bins
A 240 Volt blender
The 'i like trains' kid
Trying to start a conversation while fucking
The sixty-nine position
Windows 10
Wearing Adidas trainers to a party
Plucking roses from your best friend's butt hole
Lex. Just Lex.
A one-night stand with Ara
Sniper Bullying
Pengu getting drunk and cuddling for literally hours

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I hope you have a giggle over some of those ^ (btw the last one legit happened)