[Penguin]

A large hamburger with a double serving of mayo
Endless volumes of whipped cream
Bran flakes
Thousands of Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison
A horny teen wearing a pink morph suit
Putting a period at the end of a text.
A machine designed to dispense infinite amounts of monkey semen
Rebecca Black
A depressed beagle
Trying to explain to Mom why you have vibrating "lightsabers" under your mattress
Getting mugged while playing Pokémon Go
Anal cream
Slapping Vaseline over yourself while watching Nickelodeon
The realisation that your parents had sex.
HOTWHEELS!!!
A young child on a skateboard being hit by a school bus
Getting lost in the supermarket and finding the sex toy section
A dildo designed to penetrate both sides at once