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one-liners - Penguin - 08-03-2016
how many one-line jokes can we get?
I'll go first:
Clowns divorce; custardy battle.
RE: one-liners - DrBot - 08-04-2016
I'm not sure if this counts but
I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says im okay but I feel I've dyed a little inside.
I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
RE: one-liners - HorseGirl7311 - 08-04-2016
Why did the farmer feed its cow money? Because he wanted RICH milk!! Omg haha I cheddar not tell that joke again, better make like a tree and LEAVE, haha… and mom wonders why I don't make people laugh…
RE: one-liners - The_4thdoctor - 08-04-2016
nurse, how is the patient who stuffed 4 toy horses up his ass???
Stable!
RE: one-liners - DrBot - 08-04-2016
I would tell a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction.
RE: one-liners - Drakeboy007 - 08-04-2016
Hillary is a f
The reason I didn't say female was because the "emale" part was lost
RE: one-liners - Penguin - 08-04-2016
Not sure 4th, horse, and drake understand how a one-liner works...
Never dispute your girlfriends choices, you're one of them.
Women show 90% of their bodies when wearing a bikini and men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Lex.
RE: one-liners - The_4thdoctor - 08-05-2016
a man pushes a friend into an acid bath, "sorry if i don't join you"
RE: one-liners - Landline - 04-05-2017
The earth is bi-polar.
RE: one-liners - firegene - 04-07-2017
Lee wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit him.
I would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon