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RE: one-liners - AmbularD - 07-04-2017

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering whether there's a dog?


RE: one-liners - Dinogirl2468 - 07-04-2017

Why did the mexican push his wife off the bridge?



Tequil-ha


RE: one-liners - RyuuInu - 07-09-2017

Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.


RE: one-liners - Geckorian - 07-12-2017

I was at the bank the other day, and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over

Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.


RE: one-liners - firegene - 04-05-2018

9-11 victims are the fastest readers in the world. 89 stories in 7 seconds