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Diagnosis? You're dead!!
#11
Having-Tic-Tic Syndrome. Basically Having Tics of Having Tics. Or Having a Having-Tic-Tic. This way, you have tics of having tics which in turn make you have tics of more having tics. You Shall experience Infinite amount of tics instantly upon having a tic about having tics, and die!
Thankfully the tics you will have before your death is countable.
 
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#12
(09-08-2016, 05:35 PM)_JELLy__ Wrote: Having-Tic-Tic Syndrome. Basically Having Tics of Having Tics. Or Having a Having-Tic-Tic. This way, you have tics of having tics which in turn make you have tics of more having tics. You Shall experience Infinite amount of tics instantly upon having a tic about having tics, and die!
Thankfully the tics you will have before your death is countable.
Sounds...... fun

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#13
roll over syndrome

• You are always dizzy
• You spin around a lot
• You never stop moving
• You feel light headed
• May throw up
- KatNip
 
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#14
sickness

you become very sick
you will puke all over the place
you have cold and hot at the same time
you will loose all of your blood cuz ur body is stoopid
you will fail all your exams

cure: clean your room (impossibru)
-0,0 days without a sh*tpost

-Forum dwelling since 2015! 
 
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#15
gluteus infartion

Instead of inhaling and exhaling out the mouth, the infected person inhales through the mouth and exhales through the sphincter.

No known cure yet, but scientists have developed activated charcoal underwear to make the malady more pleasant.
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#16
Death

-Symptoms include being dead

Cure: being alive
 
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#17
Purple death

You play Minecraft nonstop everyday,
You never sleep,
You'll feel random attraction to random things.
The only cure is eating pancakes.
 
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#18
Curiositas Cattus:

You ask questions about everything, you ask why I am typing this, who am I typing this for, who I am, why my name is Anonymouse, and not anonymous, why you love life, why you hate life,

You often have mood swings,

you tend to chase your tail and then ask yourself "How am I chasing my tail if I do not have a tail?"

some people might even purr.

cure: don't be curious.
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