[CreeperKing309]

Okay so I don't know if this has been done before, but nonetheless let's do it. 
So in this game, you basically think of any time you have, or make up one, said something in minecraft that you would by no means say in real life(IRL). This could either be because it could be interpreted inappropriately IRL, sounds hilarious IRL, sounds too complicated IRL, or a different reason. 

Heres some examples:
I'm going to kill this guy, you take his stuff.
Hey! Stop pouring lava on my head!
I need to change my skin.
Do you want to go mining?
Does anyone sell spider eyes?



I'm going to leave the rest up to you! I have created this game because as I go on in minecraft, I keep saying or thinking things about the game that sound crazy in real life. So I hope you enjoy this game, maybe give a reason why you would never say this IRL, or maybe build off of others'  posts.

That being said, try to post one comment at a time, so that others have ideas they can post still. So here's my official one I'm posting because I think it's the funniest out of my examples:

I need to change my skin.